Life’s Little Victories vs. Perturbing Pissers

BW’s Top 5 Feel Good Moments

Feel Good no. 1 - Toes a la Fromage
I love the smell of puppy feet, reminds me of cheesy popcorn or Doritos Zesty Taco. Does this make me weird?

Feel Good no. 2 - Elvis the Pelvis
There’s this guy that sits out in Dundas Square on his lunch break and sings love songs passionately into his hand held tape recorder. I always wonder what he does with the tape, hmmm things to ponder. This guy always puts an instant smile on my face.

Feel Good no. 3 - Friendly Customer Service
I’ll go out of my way to spend money in a store or restaurant with friendly staff. I actually frequent a sushi restaurant that has mediocure to tolerable food only because the waiter is really nice. He remembers my name and is always so happy to see me...so I pretend to like the food.

Feel Good no. 4 - Thoughtful Gesture
I absolutely love getting flowers. They don’t cost much but say “hey, I was thinking of you and thought you’d enjoy these”. It’s the little things that count, right?

Feel Good no. 5 - Voice of an Angel
Something about her voice calms my soul and makes my heart smile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdgXTGhSSdI

BW’s Top 5 Pet Peeves

Pet Peeve no. 1 - The Fart Bandit
When the person occupying the treadmill next to me at the gym decides that it is in their best interest to let a ‘silent but deadly’ fart out of the bag. What, you didn’t think that I would smell it? I’m like a foot away! Thanks a lot jerk, now the air that previously occupied your butt chamber is now invading my lung chamber. How gross! It’s time to cut my workout short.

Pet Peeve no. 2 - Celine Dion
This video clip will explain it all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BCrMxLL0x4&feature=related

Pet Peeve no. 3 – Sleep Interrupted
Reluctantly getting up in the middle of the night to go for a pee only to return to bed to bang my shin on the bed frame. I swear IKEA is out to get us. I’m convinced that they build these things with the sole intent to bruise shins all across the world.

Pet Peeve no. 4 - Rude Little Boys
True story; a boy in high school once left his bubble gum in my ear during a make-out session. Didn’t even bother to tell me that he put it there, I can only assume it was on purpose. Who does that? Bastard! When I found it I was like "what the fcuk is this?" LMAO! Needless to say that was our last date.

Pet Peeve no. 5 - Ordering at Starbucks
Hey dude, I just want a medium double-double...is that too much to ask? Confusing as heck and comically expensive, but yet the line-up is around the corner so I guess someone is digging the trend. I’ll stick to my Timmies thanks.

Feel free to share your 'feel good moments' and 'pet peeves', I'd love to hear them :D

My Thoughts on the Sex Trade and its Misconceptions (Part 3/3)

Misconception No. 3 - Bought and Paid For, Now You’re Mine!

I’ve come across some postings on local review boards where some members become annoyed that sp’s can pick and choose who we see, and adjust our menus accordingly. I guess that their mentality is that since they are paying for a service, the sp should provide that service without question, equally across the board and without variation. In a perfect world where all clients have impeccable hygiene and charming personalities this scenario just might work. But sad to say that we do not live in a perfect world and we must act in our personal best interest. Most sp’s have their own check list of ‘make it or break it’ qualities that they expect from their clients. My top two priorities are; hygiene (really can’t stress this enough) and respect. I cannot provide a good service without these merits and consider it my right to cancel or reject a session if I deem necessary.

I’ve been in the awkward position where I’ve had to turn down client requests for an appointment. I don’t like offending people or making them feel rejected but at the same time I consider that I am doing them a favour by saving them money on something I know just will not work. When my clients leave I want them to feel as if we enjoyed one another’s company, and not feel like I did a decent job at tolerating them for the allotted time. This is not like renting a car, yes we provide a service for money but we are by no means a machine. We have feelings, we have preferences, and we have the right to choose who we provide our services to.

My Thoughts on the Sex Trade and its Misconceptions (Part 2/3)

Misconception No. 2 – This job is ALL about SEX, SEX, SEX!

Surprise, surprise! My average call consists of 40% sex 60% companionship. Sure I get the occasional stud-muffin that wants ‘Porn Star, swing from the chandelier ’ action for the duration of the session but my typical and preferred client can be summed up as a down-to-earth, average Joe that just wants the good ol'fashion GFE experience. And I am more than happy to supply; snuggles, giggles, good conversation and fantastic sex...right up my alley!

As sex providers we perform the role of ‘The Mistress’. Someone you can feel at ease with, confide in without fear of consequence, and share your fantasies and fetishes with openly. We do not nag, judge or ridicule. For that special time that we share together, we strive to be ‘the perfect woman’. Every connection is different depending on the chemistry of the sex provider and client, sometimes the connection feels genuine and other times can be a bit more difficult to develop. It is up to the provider to find a way to bond, whether it is a topic of common interest, or perhaps a relaxing massage. Sex is always better when there has been a foundation laid down. It can make the difference between a mediocre session and a mind blowing experience that you’ll remember forever.

Being an escort is not all just about the sex. It’s about the personal connections and memories that are created, determining what each individual client needs to feel emotionally, mentally, and physically satisfied, and last but not least the...SEX, SEX, SEX!

For all you out there that say that all escorts are good for is sex, then save yourself the time and money and use your hand, because without a personal connection sex is just another orgasm.